This song was on a mix tape I got in 1995, medley’d for some reason with Pepino The Italian Mouse and labelled only as that song. I loved it so much and fancied it made just for me. That tape is long gone, and over the years when I remembered it, I thought that maybe I’d imagined the second part of this weird hybrid song (it was, after all, so amazing, it couldn’t have been real), until I remembered some lyrics in a dream and Googled them… This is it.